February 2012
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January 2012
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New updates on my blog! →
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Money Habits
Text from my brother: Congrats on the new gig. You gonna have stacks on deck?
My response: Thanks! No stacks... you know I'll just spend it on some bullshit.
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I had a bad weekend.
On Friday night Josh and I got chinese food.
At the end of the meal I asked him to pick a fortune cookie for me (1 out of 4), and I picked one for him.
His fortune was “Pick another fortune cookie.”
Mine didn’t even have a fortune in it.
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December 2011
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Kate Cooks 1 New Thing a Month
It’s not that I’m horrible at cooking, it’s just that I never feel inspired to try. So last month I decided to cook one new thing a month (usually a dinner). Last month was baked peppers stuffed with rice and ground beef.
All I feel like making this weekend is italian stuff again though! Eggplant parmesan, penne alla vodka, or penne in a white wine sauce with veggies.
Anyone...
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I just did a neon pink ombre manicure on myself.
Neon Pink.
Ombre.
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Updated to Add:
The response I got was “Attached you will find the information regarding the property you called me about. There is no access to the inside because it is dangerous. It needs to be completely renovated or torn down”
Boo! “Dangerous” probably means there’s a bear living inside.
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Laughable thing I did today
Called a realtor about a $125,000 1900s farmhouse in the woods in upstate NY.
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“No one looks stupid when they’re having fun.”
– Amy Poehler
Anonymous asked: What team did you play for? What was your derby name?
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“I have my own army in the NYPD, which is the seventh biggest army in the world.”
– New York Mayor Michael Bloomberg, in a speech at MIT. (Submitted by dannydb)
No, that’s not unsettling at all.
(via nerdysouth)
What a douchefuck.
November 2011
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And that concludes me reblogging my roommates...
The Sex Blog — check it out if you like people in Brooklyn, boobs, hardcore, etc.
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Cats Get High: DEAR FEMALE TATTOO ARTISTS..... →
catsgethigh:
please consider this. just because you liked to draw when you were little doesn’t mean you should become a tattoo artist. not everyone can do it. getting into the tattoo business isn’t fucking someone to become an apprentice. it’s not about looking pretty. i don’t walk around in heels and clown…
Hey look, my tattoos are boring as fuck but I still feel entitled to do some...
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Walk Tall: Things that are banned in my Country... →
chopsaw:
Bimbo, I love flip flops, I bake awesome muffins and cookies, and can knit sweet hats and other things to keep people warm in the cold. Can I be an exception? I’ll make you cookies. :)
No. There are no exceptions in my country. ESPECIALLY for flip flops.
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Things that are banned in my Country (yet to be...
males wearing flip flops
flip flops in general
idiots of any kind
spray tanning
tanning beds
getting married in churches
churches in general
religious worship
dubstep
moustaches
people who like moustaches
men in tank tops
ukeleles
“bakers”
“crafters”
anyone with a cupcake tattoo
artsy photographs of cupcakes
facebook
steampunk
pop punk created after the...
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Today's One-Liners by Nolan Smith
aka NerdySouth on IM, to me:
“Tenacity is the key to dick.”
“I want to be lazy and also look hot.”
“She wore a tie and girls in ties are like fucking kryptonite.”
“Put a girl in a tie and BOOM - panties to the ceiling.”
Check back for updates.
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I am two steps away from looking like Jusin Beiber
Fuck.
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“I hate finances. If I wanted to give a fuck about money I would have majored in...”
– Me, on spending all my money, to my older brother.
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